Crossover
Duo and Deathscythe were sitting around watching MTV one day when something happened that would change Duos life forever.
"Duuuooo! Come quick!" Hildes voice interrupted his quality TV viewing.
"Hold it a sec, Hilde, Brittney Spears is on!" Duo called.
"Now, Duuuuoooo!" He sighed, got up off the couch, and made his way towards the hall. To his surprise, all four of the other Gundam pilots were standing there.
"We have an emergency," Heero informed his loud American friend.
"Well explain on the way," said Quatre. "And youd better leave Deathscythe here."
"Wait, let me say goodbye first!"
"What about me?" complained Hilde. "I clean for you, I do your laundry, I get your groceries, and you still pay more attention to that Gundam than you do to me!"
"And the point is" Duo seemed confused.
"Arrgh!" Hilde ran off with Abdul from the Maguanac Corps.
"Waaaaaaaaaaa! Im tired of waiting!" Serena wailed.
"Theyll be here soon," Luna said.
"Theyd better!" growled Lita.
Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina, Michelle, Amara, Luna, and Artemis were all standing around in a cave. They looked bored.
"Are you sure these guys will help us?" asked Amara.
"I hope so. According to my calculations, they are our last and only hope!" worried Ami.
In the next moment, five silhouettes stood against the entrance to the cave, in defiant poses. One of the figures was holding a gun, aimed at the scouts.
"Are you guys the Gundam pilots?" asked Luna.
"Are you the Sailor Scouts?" Heero, the one with the gun, questioned.
"Yes."
"Heeeeey, a talking cat!" laughed Duo. He and the other pilots stepped forward, and the scouts got a better look at them. Unfortunately for the Gundam pilots.
"Ohhhhhh, hes sooooo cuuute!" Serena squealed. All the scouts, except Amara, got big hearts in their eyes and began gushing over the G-boys. Wufei got a panicked look on his face.
"Stay away, women!" he shouted. Duo smiled his cocky smile, Quatre blushed, and Trowa and Heero did what they always did in situations like this. Nothing.
"We need your help," said Amara, who was at the moment the only scout capable of speaking coherently. "Our enemies, the Negaverse, have come into this world to enlist the help of your enemies, Oz and Romefeller. We will need to cooperate to defeat them."
"I think we should all go to a dance!" said Serena.
"Actually Serena, thats a good idea. There is going to be a big ball tonight. All the bad guys will be there. We could all go and check things out," said Artemis, because he hadnt gotten to say anything yet.
"The only trouble is, you need a date to go."
"No problem!" said Rei. "Weve got dates right here!" She grabbed Wufeis arm.
"Okay. The only fair way to choose dates is to draw straws." Some sticks appeared in Heeros hand and he held it out to the other G-boys.
"Shortest straw gets the whiny one," he said.
"Which one is that?" Serena wondered.
In the end, Quatre got Serena, and it was a good thing too, because anyone else would have killed her before too long. Wufei got Rei, and he started to cry. Trowa got Lita, because he was the only one who was as tall as her. Heero got Mina and Duo got Ami. Amara and Michelle decided to go to the ball together, and Amara would wear a tuxedo, which she had been planning on anyway. The girls used Serenas pen and soon they were all wearing beautiful gowns. And Amara had a tux. The G-boys, except Quatre, refused to change. The girls, except Serena, pouted.
After a while, everyone was at the dance. Heero was the only one wearing spandex shorts. Duo was the only one with a priest collar. Trowa and Wufei were not the only ones with weird pants. Over by the punch bowl (it was spiked), Trieze was having a good time.
"Im sorry I told you to die, my good friend," he said to Zechs.
"Thats okay, because now I am on my own personal crusade to protect my sister, and I am no longer associated with Oz," Zechs explained. Suddenly, he caught sight of another tall, cute guy with long, platinum hair. "Who is that guy?"
"Oh," said Treize, "thats Malachite." Suddenly, he caught sight of a small, cute girl with long, dark blond hair in a ponytail. Little tendrils framed her face. Treize looked at her and smiled. She giggled, and curled a tendril of hair around her finger. Nephrite and Jadeite, who were the ones who had spiked the punch, started snickering. Trieze smiled at the young girl some more.
"Excuse me," said Malachite menacingly, "but you are flirting with my boyfriend."
Nephrite and Jadeite fell over laughing.
"Oh, so sorry," said Trieze, whose calm was never ruffled. Zoisite gave Malachite an Im-so-cute puppy dog face, and Malachite went over to talk to him.
"Hang on," said Serena. "Im confused. Is Zoisite a girl or a guy in this story?"
"A guy," Zoisite assured her.
"Oh. Okay." She went back to dancing with Quatre, who was happy to find someone else whose favorite color was pink.
"Im sick of protecting some stupid princess," Amara told her new friend Noin.
"Yeah, me too. Why cant I ever fight for myself? Why am I just the little helper?" Noin sighed.
"You wanna go watch some NASCAR with me?" offered Amara. The two went off to find a TV.
"And now, for the entertainment!" Treize announced. The lights dimmed, and everyones attention was focused on a stage that had sprung up at the end of the large dance hall. Jadeite jaunted on stage.
"Im slim shady, yes Im the real shady, all you other slim shadys are just imitating" he rapped.
"Enough of this vulgarity. It is now time for the speeches," said Trieze. "Lady Une, battles are beautiful. You see, if e=mc2" Lady Une gazed into Triezes deep blue eyes as he went on, and onFinally, "peace, so we need the tradition of battles. Do you understand, Lady?"
Lady Une woke up from her daydream. "Uh, yes sir."
"Soldiers"began Zechs. Half of the people at the ball fell asleep, a quarter of them tried to listen and understand, and the rest of them joined Duo, Nephrite, and Jadeite at the punch bowl.
"My turn," said Heero. "The colonies." After a while, Relena showed up.
"Who invited her?" everyone wondered.
"Heeeeeeero!" she exclaimed. "I have a speech to make also. In order to achieve peace"
"Nooooo!" Duo wailed.
"Oh, this is a drag," muttered Zoisite. "ZOI!" He blasted Relena into oblivion.
And there was much rejoicing. (Sorry, I just had to say it!)
"Heeey, Im joining the Negaverse!" Duo decided. The other G-boys joined him, except for Quatre, who was busy discussing quantum physics with Ami.
"Heero, now that Relena is gone, theres something Ive got to tell you, but never could, because we were on the afternoon show in America," Duo got down on one knee. "Heero"
"Heeeeeerrrrroooo!" Serena ran up and grabbed the unfortunate Gundam pilot around the waist. "I love you!"
Heero frowned even deeper than he usually does. Then he smiled. "It looks like I have no choice but to self-destruct."
Duo wept.
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double."
"Oh no!" said a scout (who cares which one?). "More bad guys!"
"Cut the speech!" ordered Giovanni. "Im sick of it."
"Yes, Boss," said Jessie, James, and Meowth.
"Sailor Scouts, we need to transform!" Serena announced.
They did. Things were put on hold while everyone watched.
"That was beautiful," said Trieze. "I wish Lady Une could do that."
"Hmph," said Lady Une. She was beginning to think that maybe Treize wasnt worth having multiple personalities for. Then Lady Une looked up to see the most handsome man she had ever laid eyes on. Flowers and soft, romantic music filled the air. Giovanni walked over to her. "May I have this dance?" he asked.
"Why, certainly," Lady Une breathed. The Australian duo Savage Garden appeared on the stage and started doing their thing.
"But I thought Duo was American?" said Serena.
Malachite and Zoisite danced gracefully in each others arms. Serena brought Relena back to life so she could dance with Tuxedo Mask. Jessie and James finally got together. Meowth and Luna went off to share a bowl of cream, leaving Artemis the loser behind. Serena danced with Heero, who really did not mind blondes so much as he let on. Michelle danced with Amara, Ami danced with Quatre, Lita danced with Trowa, and Wufei ran off to find Sally Po. Rei and Mina both saw Duo at the same time.
"Hes mine!" Rei yelled. Suddenly, Nephrite touched her shoulder.
"Care to dance?" he asked. Her eyes got all wobbly as he whirled her around.
"I guess that leaves you and me, huh?" said Jadeite to Mina.
"I guess," she replied. They danced off.
"Where is Deathscythe?" Duo sobbed. Just then, the large, black mecha crashed through the wall.
"The god of death loves you, Deathscythe Hell!" Duo hopped into the cockpit.
"Oh no!" said Ash, realizing that Jessie, James, and Meowth were too busy to pay attention to him. "The bad guys are having fun! This must be stopped! Pikachu, thunder shock!"
"NO!" yelled everyone. But it was too late. The dreaded yellow rodent unleashed the most monstrous thunder shock ever. The earth exploded.
Jessie, James, and Meowth floated through outer space in the Meowth balloon. Since they were the only ones who were smart enough to realize that they were cartoons and couldnt possibly die, they were the only ones left alive.
"Yeah! Now we can say the motto all we want!"
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double"
The end. Of part one. In the words of Zoisite, "Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
Part Two
"Meowth, dats right!"
The balloon hung out amid brilliant stars and planets. There is no air in space, but after all Team Rocket has been through, do you think a little oxygen deprivation is going to stop them? Meowth didnt seem to care.
"Im bored. I miss seein other people. Say, Ive got an idea!"
Jessie and James ignored him. They were busy gazing into each others eyes.
"All we need ta do is get da dragon balls, an we can wish everyone back to life! Ill be able to see Luna again!"
"I dont want to wish the Boss back," said Jessie.
"Me neither," said James. "Not if you paid me."
"Well, it would depend on how much you paid me," amended Jessie.
"Look, Jess, we can wish Treize and Zechs back too."
"Hmm, no Giovanni; Treize and Zechs; No Giovanni; Treize and ZechsLets wish them all back!"
"Rats!" said James.
Suddenly, a relatively nearby star exploded and sent them hurtling through space at an unimaginable speed.
"Looks like Team Rockets blasting off again!"
***
Norbert Beaver was sitting on his couch, watching an old black and white horror movie called The Evil Thing That Was Evil. He heard a loud crash behind him. Calmly, he got up and studied the hot air balloon that was now in the middle of his living room. "Hey Dag, do you know what a hot air balloon is doing in our dam?"
"Eh? Hot air balloon? Keeewllll!" Daggit Beaver ran down the stairs and began hopping up and down and making excited noises.
Just then Jessie and James sat up and moaned. Both of them had large bumps on their heads.
"EEEEEEHHHHH!" yelled Dag.
"Ahhhh! Weasels!" yelled Jessie and James.
"Were not "weasels", were bea-voirs. Im Norb and thats Dag. Who might you be?"
The lights went out. Music started to play.
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Jessie!"
"James."
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight."
"Meowth, dats right!"
"Grooovey!" Norb approved.
"Too cooel," giggled Dag.
"Finally, someone who appreciates us and our true talent," said Jessie.
"I think I like beavers," said James.
"Want some stuffed jalepenos?"
"Or some Yahoo soda?"
"FOOD!" James exclaimed.
"Actually, we were on our way to the planet Namec to get some dragon balls and wish our friends back to life. Only now, we dont know how to get there," Jessie explained.
"Well, I think I can help with that one," said Norb. "Follow me."
He led them down some stairs into his secret basement laboratory. Jessie, James, and Meowth gazed in awe at the fantastic array of scientific gadgets strewn about the room.
"Hmph," said Dag. "I could do better."
"Behold!" shouted Norbert. "My spaceship!" It was indeed wonderful. Shaped like a rocket, it was painted in psychedelic colors. Team Rocket and the Angry Beavers hopped into it and blasted off again, this time in a non-painful way.
Meanwhile, at King Kais house
"Where the heck are we?" wondered Duo. He sat up, rubbed his head, and looked around. The Gundam pilots, their romantic interests, and foes, and the Sailor Scouts and their foes were all lying scattered about on the ground. It appeared that they were on a small planet of some sort. The only things on the planet were a house, a driveway with an old car in it, and some trees.
"Welcome!" said a fishy looking guy. Just then, more people dropped out of the sky and landed on top of the people who were already there.
"Umph!" said Ryoko as the wind was knocked out of her.
"Tenchi, are you okay?" wailed Aeka. She was sitting on top of the pigtailed boy. Tenchis eyes were all swirly with pain.
"Its getting a little crowded in here," observed King Kai, the fish dude. Then he cracked up laughing.
"You are all weaklings!" shouted Wufei, leaping up and glaring at everyone, especially Tenchi.
"Heeeey, its another pigtail boy!" laughed Duo. Wufei punched him in the stomach.
"Would you like to be trained while you wait for someone to wish you all back with the dragon balls?" asked King Kai. "I will train you, but only if you have a sense of humor."
"No problem here!" moaned Duo, who was smiling and recovering from Wufeis punch. "Im okay, really." Then he fell over. King Kai cracked up again.
Then a guy in an orange suit who looked like he had never heard of a hair brush, or scissors for that matter, popped out of the house. "Hi, Im Yamcha," he said. All the sailor scouts, and a few people who werent sailor scouts, started drooling.
"Watch out," Tenchi warned. "Get away while you can! Girls can be deadly."
"Then why do you allow so many women to live with you, Tenchi?" accused Wufei.
"I cant just turn them out," stammered Tenchi.
"Weakling."
"Stop picking on Tenchi!" wailed Sasami. "Hes my friend!"
"Oh no! Its Chibi Moon!" moaned Amara. "I knew we shouldnt have come. I never wanted to be a Sailor Scout anyway."
"You could join us," suggested Krillin, a short bald guy who had followed Yamcha out of the house. "We are warriors." He proceeded to explain things to Amara and all the other people.
"Sounds cool," said Duo.
"Sounds dirty," sniffed Zoisite, looking disdainfully at the beat up saiyans.
"Weakling."
"Say, youre pretty cute," giggled Mihoshi, sidling up to Wufei.
"What did I do to deserve this?! I am Wufei, and I have my own sense of integrity. None of you are fit to live, you weaklings!"
Everyone started beating up on everyone else, while Serena, Mihoshi, and Quatre cried. Treize stood apart from the brawl and watched in amusement. Then Trowa comforted Quatre. Lady Une and Noin got into a huge fight that looked more awful than anything the DBZ guys had seen. The others left off their quarrels and started taking bets on Noin or Une. Une was about to be knocked senseless when Giovanni stepped in front of her and saved her from the wrath of Noin. Zechs calmed his beloved, and Ami tended to Unes wounds. At about this time, Quatre noticed that Duo and Heero were missing. O.o.
Meanwhile, in Norbs ship
"Whats this button do?" asked James, pushing a large red button.
"NOOOOOOOO!" wailed Norb, but he was too late. The damage had been done. Loud alarm sirens began to sound off.
"What? What?" asked Jessie.
"Thats the self-destruct button!" yelled Norb.
"Shut it off! Shut it off!" Dag panicked, running around in circles.
"I cant! The only thing we can do is get in the escape pods and jettison!"
Jessie, James, Meowth, Norbert, and Daggit crammed in an escape pod and, well, escaped.
Two minutes later, they were hauled into another spaceship.
"Ugh! Get your elbow off my" Jessie threw open the door and all of them fell onto the floor.
"AAAOOOOOHHHH!" A large, hairy, humanoid thing holding a blaster moaned at them. The little blue and white droid next to him beeped.
"Oh no! Not Star Wars too!"
Some time later, the Millennium Falcon dropped Jessie, James, and Meowth off on the planet Namec. Norb and Dag stayed with Han Solo and his crew to go find more sci-fi adventures. Team Rocket thanked them and set off to go get the dragon balls.
"What we need," said Jessie, "is a dragonball finder thingie."
"OOOOHHHH!" said James. "Coooool!"
"No, not really," said Meowth.
"Well," said James, "if you were a dragonball, where would you hide?"
"Hm, I miss Luna"
"I miss Zoisite"
"I miss ZechsWait, you miss Zoisite?"
"Why not? His hair is sooo cooool. Mals hair is nice tooand so are his eyes"
"Stop it!" Jessie yelled. "I dont need to know any more! And anyway, their eyes and hair are not comparable to my beauty!"
"What we need," said Meowth, in an attempt to get back to the plot, "is one of those omnipotent helpers, like the Good Witch of the East or something to tell us what to do now. Either that or we could just give up our quest. No, no! I will see my Luna-kun again!"
"Luna-kun? Where did that come from? What does kun mean anyway?" Jessie demanded.
"Who cares? This isnt the Japanese version," said James.
"But its the Japanese version of Sailor Moon, for Zoisite anyway. Not for the scoutsAhhhhh, brain overload! Too many thoughts!" Jessie fell over and her leg twitched.
"Have no fear! Ranger Gord is here!" said an omnipotent-sounding voice. A guy in a green uniform appeared out of the green Namec sky. "Wow!" the guy continued. "You ladies sure do look nice today!"
"Of course. We look wonderful everyday," said Jessie.
"Gee, thanks," said James.
"Yknow," said Ranger Gord, "Ive spent the last fifteen years up in a fire tower all alone, and Ive learned some things. Things like how hard it is to stay sane all alone in a fire tower for fifteen years without a paycheck" He started to cry.
"There, there," said James. "Youre not alone anymore."
"I miss my fire tower!" Ranger Gord cried.
"You wouldnt happen to know where the dragonballs are, do you?" Jessie asked.
"Actually, thats another thing I learned. Here, I already found them for you. Good luck!" Ranger Gord left as mysteriously as he had come.
"Gosh, that was mysterious," said James.
***
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, er, King Kais
"Heeeeerrrrooooo! Where are you?" Relena called.
"Do we really want to know?" Amara wondered quietly. As the search was going on, three more people showed up, and boy was it getting crowded on the little planet thing.
"Hey ladies!" said Tigers Eye. "Who wants to go out with me? The line starts right here!"
"Hey ladies!" said Hawks Eye. "I am much more sophisticated and mature than that freak! Go out with me!"
"OOOOhhhhhhh!" Fish Eye squealed. "Cute boys!!!"
Everyone else sweatdropped. They didnt know how much more of this yaoi they could take. And where the heck were Duo and Heero?
Then, just to make things more confusing and more crowded, more anime characters showed up. Harry MacDougall and Dilandau stood up, dusted themselves off, and looked around in confusion.
"HI!" yelled Fish Eye, maybe just a little too eager to get a date. Harry and Dilly shuffled away.
"Ive got a girlfriend. Well, kindof." Said Harry.
"And ImwellImAHHHHHH! ITS NOT FAIR! I HATE YOU ALL! MOREEEOOOOO!" Dilandau yelled. He began cackling madly.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" Harry yelled. He too began cackling. Soon they were joined by Zoisite and Quatre.
"Be quiet, you morons!" came a gravely voice with a slight accent, in the classic dubbed anime villain style. "Im trying to sleep!" Vegeta, the Prince of all saiyans, came out of the house and threatened the cacklers.
They shut up and started crying.
"You weaklings! Are you puny women, to cry like that?" Vegeta yelled.
"Women are weak!" Wufei joined in.
"Hey you! Are you a strong man?" Vegeta asked him.
"The strongest! I am justice! I hate women!"
"You are a young man after my own heart, if I had one! Much better than that purple-haired son of mine! Youd think he was related to Kakorrot, the way he carries on!"
Vegeta and Wufei went off to be manly warriors together. Trunks, who had shown up in time to hear what Vegeta had said about him, looked hurt. Fortunately, Fish Eye was there to comfort him. But what of everyone else? What of the crying unstable bishonen? What of the two missing G-boys? What of Team Rocket? The world may never know(wait, the world blew up in chapter one, didnt it? Oh well).
FIN of chapter twoor whatever chapter Im on.
Chapter the next!
Lets have a reviewassuming anyone still cares. Various couples were tossed about and mixed together, Team Rocket got the dragonballs, and the rest of animation sat on King Kais planet and argued and cried and whined. Sounds like my friends at school. Anyway, on with the show! Which will now be a musical!
Trunks began singing, "Im in love, Im in love, Im in love, Im in love, Im in love with a wonderful guy!"
"Not if I can help it!" yelled Vegeta. He stormed back onto the scene, Wufei in tow.
"No more yaoi!" yelled Wufei. "It is not honorable!"
"I dont give a darn about honor!" said Fred Lou, who had shown up in the meantime. "I love Gene!"
All were thankful that Gene was not actually there. Quatre and Relena continued their search for Heero and Duo. Two people couldnt possibly hide on such a small place, could they?
"Dont cry for me, Argentina!" sang Relena. Quatre gave her a funny look, but soon he too was singing.
"The hills are alive! With the sound of music!"
"Hey, thats pretty good," Trowa observed. He joined in.
Vegeta was trying to reform his erring son. Desperately, he cast about for a girl, any girl.
"But Dad!" Trunks protested. "I loveI loveI love Fisheye!"
"Here!" said Vegeta, grabbing Mihoshi. "Marry this nice girl!"
"Oh, no! Please dont leave me, love!" begged Fisheye. "Ill be North American Fisheye if you want me to!"
"But darling, I love you just the way you are!"
The crowd joined in a chorus of "Awwwwwww"s.
Suddenly there was a huge flash of light. Team Rocket had used the dragonballs to wish back everyone who had died when Pikachu had destroyed the world.
Unfortunately for some, they were all wished back to the same place.
The Masaki residence.
"Why hello there!" said Tenchis clueless dad. "Tenchi, I didnt know you were expecting so much company!"
"Heh heh!" said Tenchi, putting his hand behind his head. "Neither did I, Dad!"
The endfor now! Bwaa ha ha ha ha!
And heres something the likes of which youve never seen! A major crossover of just about everything!
IN THE BEGINNING
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sat in their little home in the sewer. They were watching TV and eating pizza. Surprise, surprise. Then the mail came. Leonardo got up to fetch it. He shuffled through the letters.
"Bill, bill, order from the police to turn ourselves in, billWait! Whats this?"
"Hey, why dont you let Donatello look at it, hes the smart one," said Michelangelo through a mouthful of pizza.
"You guys are stupid! No one understands me! I am going to go angst by myself for a while." As the rest of them were used to this, they ignored Raphael and his ranting.
Leonardo handed the mysterious letter to Donatello.
"Well," said the smart one, "it looks like a letter of some sort."
"Maybe its a letter from the Shredder, and it will explode as soon as we open it!" said Michelangelo.
"Theres only one way to find out."
The letter was opened, and Donatello began to read. "Wow!"
"What?!"
"This is so cool!"
"What?!"
"Weve been invited to a crossover party!"
Michelangelo was apprehensive. "Um, that doesnt exactly sound good"
"Ah, my students. You have finally entered the world of Princess Kryptonites fanfiction."
"Master Splinter!"
"Sensei, what can you tell us about this mysterious invitation?" asked Leonardo.
"I can only tell you that you must go. Do as the letter says. Be careful. Oh, and dont forget to bring Raphael with you."
"Aw, do we have to?" asked Michelangelo (why in the world do they have to have such long names? Cant we just call him Mike?).
"Hai. Now, my students, sayonara!"
"Sayonara, sensei!" And they left.
Uhlet me know if youre interested in what happens next, okay? Arigatou.
The next part
Hooves pounded against the dirt path. Two riders urged their horses onward, demanding that they pour out even more speed. One rider, a young man with fair curly hair and a white cowboy hat, turned to look behind him. He saw the posse rounding the bend after them.
"Faster, Hayes!" he yelled to his partner. "They're catchin' up!"
"Yah!" yelled Hayes, a man with black hair and a black hat.
Suddenly, a large golden semi-truck appeared in the road in front of them. The horses shied and neighed. Hayes gripped his hat and stared in awe. "What the heck? What is that thing, Kid?"
"I dunno, Hayes! Looks like a train, but it ain't got no track! And it's solid gold!" The cowboys tried to urge their horses closer to the truck, but they skittishly refused. As the riders watched, a woman got out of the truck and stood in front of them.
"Hello, boys," she said with a smile. Her hair was long and yellow, and she wore a black Stetson and a black leather cowgirl outfit, complete with neat-o boots. "Hannibal Hayes and Kid Curry?"
They stared at her. Hayes was the first one to regain speech. "Now, ma'am, what makes you think we are such infamous outlaws? We're just two peaceable people..."
"Alias Smith and Jones." The girl traced one unusually shaped eyebrow with her finger.
The cowboys stared at each other. "Now, Hayes, how do you think she knew that?" Kid Curry grinned. Hayes shrugged.
"Listen, cowboys," said the girl. "The sherriff is about to catch up to you, and I doubt he'll be as understanding and friendly as I am." Both cowboys grinned. "So I suggest you leave your horses here and hop in the truck with me."
"Anything for a pretty lady, right, Kid?"
"Much obliged to you, ma'am." Kid tipped his hat and winked at her as they got in the wicked yellow semi and drove off into the atmosphere.
(Author's note: You have no idea how much fun that was. I inherited my love of cowboys from my mom, and whenever I was home sick from school I'd watch the Alias Smith and Jones movie, which has a wicked sound track, and is very cool, even though the show is now on TV Land it is so old. Dorothy and cowboys, what a cool combination)
