YKYLZTMW  (You know you like Zoisite too much when...)

You carry cherry blossoms around with you so you can throw them when you enter a room.

Your boyfriend has long, white hair.

One word: ponytail.

Instead of walking, you hop from place to place (youre still working on the floating thing).

Red sports cars make your blood boil.

So do tuxedos.

When you get angry at someone, you thrust out your hand and yell, "Zoi!"

Bonus if your Zoi attack really works.

You really dont see what difference gender makes anyway.

Suddenly, you have developed a hatred of crows.

You are an expert at the art of sarcasm.

You wear green contacts.

You walk around looking for crystals to give to Queen Beryl.

You write your own fanfics about Zoisite.

You have long arguments with people about how Zoisite definitely has the best hair out of the generals/kings.

Everyone tells you that you have a really weird laugh.

You buy one of those wonder-bras and claim its for Zoisite (even if you are a guy. Especially if you are a guy).

You HATE DiC!

You spend a lot of time pondering what would happen if Japanese Zoisite met Haruka

Not realizing what you are doing, you write down "Zoisite" on your school paper instead of your real name.

Zoisite is your real namereally.

YKYLGWTMW   (You know you like Gundam Wing too much when....)

Every time someone asks, "What is it?" you yell, "Its a Gundam!"

You dont use numbers anymore. Instead, you use names. (Got any Wufeis? No, go fish.)

No one is allowed to talk to you, call you, or in any way bug you between 5 and 5:30 and 12 and 12:30.

You are watching DBZ and you start playing the "pairing up characters" game.

In order to communicate with you, a person must know basic Japanese. (Hello, goodbye, thank you, Im going to kill you)

You only date girls who look like the G-Boys. (snicker, Im so mean)

You swear that the crabby teacher with glasses at your school is Lady Unes (even more evil) twin.

(*BTW* have you noticed that I like parentheses?)

"Vernier" is a part of your everyday vocabulary (even if you cant spell it correctly).

You call the evil girls in your class "Relena."

You despise weaklings.

Short people are cool!

Youve seen every episode so many times that you actually understand Treize and Zechs.

You buy all the Gundam merchandise you can find, no matter how much it costs.

You watch Endless Waltz three times in a row, one right after the other.

A 2x4 is not just a board.

One or all of the G-boys are on your Christmas list.

You pair up the G-boys with the Sailor Scouts, and have a long list of good reasons as to why they should be together.

You visit emergency rooms and work for a suicide hot-line hoping to meet Heero Yuy.

You visit churches, bars, arcades, and junk yards looking for Duo Maxwell.

You go to the circus hoping to see Trowa ( Heaven help you if you do this, you poor pathetic person. Come on, Trowa?).

You visit tea shops and rich people places (and also circuses!) hoping to see Quatre.

You go to Chinatown and quiet, secluded nature places looking for Wufei.

Your car is named after a Gundam.

During a really boring class, you stand up and yell, "Come kill me, Heero!"

You have eyebrows like Dorothy.

Ways to Make Quatre Cry

Disclaimer: I do like Quatre.  He's just easy to pick on.

Kill Trowa.                              Kill Rasid.

Heck, kill anybody.                            Litter.

Tell him you really dont think its all that beautiful.

Break his tea set.

Read him a scary bed time story.                Fight!

Tell him he did something wrong, and you will never forgive him.

Explain to him that due to pollution, global warming will soon destroy the earth as we know it.

Tell him pink is so not his color.

Tell him Duo is throwing his life away on crack and alcohol.

Take him to a wedding.

Have Trowa write him a sappy love letter.

Breath. Thats all you have to do. Then watch him think of something to cry about all on his own.

Things to Ponder in Gundam Wing

Who will survive?

What the heck does Treize mean?

What kind of toothpaste does Quatre use? (All that tea must be awful on his teeth.)

How does Trowa get into his pants?                Are Heeros bones made of Gundanium?

Does Wufeis ponytail ever give him headaches?

How does Duo stand being so hot?

How do all the other people on the show resist him?

The scientists.

If Heero was a tree, what would he be?           Boxers or briefs?

Shaken or stirred?       Paper or plastic?

Would Heero look better in a slinky cocktail dress or a hot pink mini-skirt?

Does it rain in the colonies?

Why does Heero bother with scientists if he could take over the world himself?

Exactly what country is Trowas ethnic origin?

Would Relena and Serena from Sailor Moon get along?

What the heck is wrong with Relena, anyway?

When Zechs does something wrong, can he just blame it on Miliardo? (Honey, I didnt forget our anniversary, Miliardo forgot!)

Why dont Sally, Noin, Hilde, Dorothy, and Lady Une just take over the world and get rid of all the stupid guys?

Why doesnt Heero look Japanese?

Why doesnt Quatre look Arabian?             Is Quatre Muslim?

Is Wufei Buddhist?                  Does Trowa have a brain?

Is Trowa really a woman?        About Treizewhy not lilacs, or daffodils?

Why Brett Is Cool

He is awesome at guitar.                He is awesome at drawing.

He puts up with me.                      He once compared me to his Fender Stratocaster guitar.

He has his ears pierced.                 He's a punk!

When he tries to talk, he gets this really confused look on his face and it is so funny!

He reminds me of stuff I forget (he is my brain).

He is nice to almost everyone.         He's cute.

He wrote a song for me.                    He's chivalrous.

Yeah!

Things You'd Never Hear on Gundam Wing (at least I hope not)

Quatre: This one time, at band camp...

Duo: I love pink!

Trowa: That girl is hot!   (HA HA HA!  I am so mean)

Heero: Be right back.  I'm just going to buy some new clothes.

Wufei: Women are so....strong.

Zechs: Zechs Merquise is dead.  Now I am....Fred!

Quatre: Omae o korosu.

Duo: I hate junk food.

Heero: I'm your friend.  La la la.

Trowa: No, I don't want to go shopping; there's a football game on!  (so mean:) )

Quatre: BUUURRARRRP!  Ha!  That was a good one.

Quatre: Hey, who stole my Eminem CD?

Wufei: Who wants to watch Sailor Moon with me?

Treize: Lady Une, next time please bring me lilac bubble bath.

Noin: I just hate long hair on guys.

Trowa: Tight jeans on guys are so.....ug.

Things You Would Hear on Gundam Wing (but probably wouldn't want to)

Duo: Hey, Heero, look!  I'm Shakira! (sure, if he dyed his hair blond...)

Trowa (lays down cards): I win again. (He has an excellent poker face) (and "Crazy Game of Poker" by O.A.R. would be an excellent song fic)

Occupations for Trowa (since he is a terrible Gundam pilot)

Hairdresser!                           Flower arranger.

Figure skater.                         Gymnast.

Cheerleader.                          One of those rodeo clowns.  Hopefully a bull will catch him.

Parachute tester.                   Target at Heero's shooting gallery.

Interior decorator.                 Model.

One of the Wiggles!  If you don't know who they are, you are more sane than I am.

Things an Otaku Finds Amusing While Working at the Library

The Wiggles tapes!             Dave at the reference desk (actually, all my co-workers)

Titles of mysteries (Mulch Ado About Nothing, Every Crooked Nanny, A Streetcar Named Expire...)

The call letter of the movie Arsenic and Old Lace (Video + first four letters of title...)

Blue's Clues videos, 'cause they remind me of that one fic by Yamato ("Oh, you stupid kids!  Let's just call him Herb...")

A book called Two by Four Furniture

A book called The NEW Goat Book (I didn't know there was an old one...)

What Other People Say About Anime

About Duo----"He looks like a girl."     --Lots of people

About Wufei---"That girl is really ugly."      --my friend

About Vegeta ----"Hey, he's giving you the finger!"     --my sister (he wasn't)

About James----"James is a crossdresser."      --my friend's little brother